That is not how you eat with chopsticks! Why do I have to be the one to tell you this? I’ve only eaten with chopsticks four times in my entire life! You are not the only one who doesn’t know how to use eating utensils, true. But that will not make me forgive you, or any of the rest of these people. Because eating etiquette is serious business.
No, Anna, that is not how you eat with a fork!
No, Miyuki, eating with just your mouth is forbidden and you cannot eat the camera anyway!
No, Zeke, that is not how you eat people! Are you even trying?!
No, Fiona, that is not how you–oh forget it you people are hopeless.