You visit your second favourite anime blog (which also happens to be your favourite anime blag) and are intrigued about the review they have most recently published, regarding a 30-minute horror movie-type thing called Kakurenbo. You decide to search out more information, as your second favourite anime blog usually tends to review good things. By “search out more information” I of course mean that you read the review.
One of the first things you read in this review is that Kakurenbo is 100% 3D CG. “But Sandra,” you complain, “that’s not anime!” Yes it is. I am an animelogistic scientist, so I know all about this stuff. And as you are not an animelogitisic scientistical researcher, it is my duty to educate you. Listen well, mongrels. Anime is–you black out because you couldn’t handle a non-review and, well, you never actually said that anyway. When you wake up, I have left, so you are free to read your review in peace. Continue reading